{"id":46117,"date":"2022-08-04T16:28:18","date_gmt":"2022-08-04T20:28:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46117"},"modified":"2022-08-04T16:28:18","modified_gmt":"2022-08-04T20:28:18","slug":"skating-on-thin-ice-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/08\/04\/skating-on-thin-ice-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Skating On Thin Ice? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Someone messed with this boot lace,&#8221; said Bree.<br \/>\n&#8220;So my free skate went  badly. You see?<br \/>\nI am sure it was done<br \/>\nBy the woman who &#8216;won,&#8217;<br \/>\nBut it looks like that bitch will skate free.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Someone messed with this boot lace,&#8221; said Bree. &#8220;So my free skate went badly. You see? I am sure it was done By the woman who &#8216;won,&#8217; But it looks like that bitch will skate free.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46118,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117\/revisions\/46118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}