The WordleBot’s frequently callous
\nAnd when rating my play displays malice.
\nIt shows frequent ill will;
\nCredits luck, rarely skill.
\nSo it MUST have a miniscule phallus.<\/p>\n
A Wordle solution in three
\nBrings me joy, so I’ll murmur: “Yay, me!”
\nThen I check with the Bot,
\nWho reviews what I got
\nAnd dispels any feelings of glee.<\/p>\n
When I (rarely) solve Wordle in two,
\nAll I get is a snide “Whoop Dee Doo!”
\nWhat’s it take for a pat
\nOn the back from that rat?
\nThis goes on too much longer? I’ll sue!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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