{"id":46037,"date":"2022-07-20T15:22:53","date_gmt":"2022-07-20T19:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46037"},"modified":"2022-07-20T15:22:53","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T19:22:53","slug":"chess-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/07\/20\/chess-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Chastened Chess Player (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I learn a new word, I sometimes feel compelled to use it in a limerick:<\/p>\n<p>At chess, he is far from adept;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s slow-moving, sloppy, inept.<br \/>\nMany call him a patzer;<br \/>\nAn apt term at that, sir.<br \/>\nWhen he gave up the game, no one wept.<\/p>\n<p>(Today, July 20th, is <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Chess_Day\">International Chess Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I learn a new word, I sometimes feel compelled to use it in a limerick: At chess, he is far from adept; He&#8217;s slow-moving, sloppy, inept. Many call him a patzer; An apt term at that, sir. When he gave up the game, no one wept. (Today, July 20th, is International Chess Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[62,60,42,1524],"tags":[6355,3168,6356,4411,2482,2613,6358,6359,6360,3742,2099,5012,6357],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46037"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46037"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46044,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46037\/revisions\/46044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}