{"id":46014,"date":"2022-07-17T15:44:04","date_gmt":"2022-07-17T19:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46014"},"modified":"2022-07-17T15:44:04","modified_gmt":"2022-07-17T19:44:04","slug":"emoji-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/07\/17\/emoji-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"NOT Celebrating World Emoji Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll admit it: Emojis confuse me.<br \/>\nIf you post one, you&#8217;re likely to lose me,<br \/>\nFor I stare at them blankly.<br \/>\nI tell you this frankly:<br \/>\nNix pics! Only words can amuse me.<\/p>\n<p>(July 17th is <a href=\"https:\/\/worldemojiday.com\/\">World Emoji Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll admit it: Emojis confuse me. If you post one, you&#8217;re likely to lose me, For I stare at them blankly. I tell you this frankly: Nix pics! Only words can amuse me. (July 17th is World Emoji Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,42,1524,1831],"tags":[4943,6350,6348,6349,2099,5012,5212,5213],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46014"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46014"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46014\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46015,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46014\/revisions\/46015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}