{"id":46010,"date":"2022-07-11T17:56:30","date_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:56:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=46010"},"modified":"2022-07-11T17:56:30","modified_gmt":"2022-07-11T21:56:30","slug":"mosquito-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/07\/11\/mosquito-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Bugged By Mosquitoes (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wherever I go (or I&#8217;ve been)<br \/>\nBugs attack me, ignoring my kin.<br \/>\nI scratch and I itch<br \/>\nAnd I can&#8217;t help but bitch&#8230;<br \/>\nCuz mosquitoes get under my skin!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Update:<\/strong> August 20 is <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/World_Mosquito_Day\">World Mosquito Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wherever I go (or I&#8217;ve been) Bugs attack me, ignoring my kin. I scratch and I itch And I can&#8217;t help but bitch&#8230; Cuz mosquitoes get under my skin! Update: August 20 is World Mosquito Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,120,76,42,2,1524,20,16,58,59],"tags":[3177,5725,582,1335,1339,5021,5637,1338,583,5668,5669,2303,581,1340,5012,326,1336,1337,4562],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46010"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46010"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46013,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46010\/revisions\/46013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}