{"id":45942,"date":"2022-06-22T16:20:23","date_gmt":"2022-06-22T20:20:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45942"},"modified":"2022-06-22T16:20:23","modified_gmt":"2022-06-22T20:20:23","slug":"the-off-kilter-kiss-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/06\/22\/the-off-kilter-kiss-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The Off-Kilter Kiss (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A young fellow sensed something amiss<br \/>\nWith wife Fran from her lackluster kiss;<br \/>\nShe had downed sev&#8217;ral beers,<br \/>\nThen compounded his fears:<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m not Fran, but her evil twin sis.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.nationaldayarchives.com\/day\/national-kissing-day\/\">&#8220;National Kissing Day&#8221;<\/a> falls each year on June 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young fellow sensed something amiss With wife Fran from her lackluster kiss; She had downed sev&#8217;ral beers, Then compounded his fears: &#8220;I&#8217;m not Fran, but her evil twin sis.&#8221; (&#8220;National Kissing Day&#8221; falls each year on June 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,120,2,1524,16],"tags":[2096,5336,6331,6329,5367,6332,6330,5012,6335,6333,6334],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45942"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45942"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45942\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45944,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45942\/revisions\/45944"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45942"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45942"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45942"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}