I’ve been trying to write, but in vain;
\nMy muse has escaped from my brain.
\nIt started last night
\nWith a rip-roaring fight,
\nWhen I called something “trite and inane.”<\/p>\n
“You should give me more credit!” she said.
\n“I work hard while you’re sleeping in bed.”
\nI called my muse “greedy,”
\n“Ill-humored,” and “needy.”
\nShe said, “You’ll be sorry,” then fled.<\/p>\n
She was right, for she’s great with a wry line,
\nAnd fine at supplying a sly line.
\nSo I’m begging: Come back!
\nI’ll be nice. No more flak!
\nBut dear muse, you’re not getting a byline!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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