“My niece Mary’s a likeable lass
\nWho, alas, is engaged to an ass.
\nThough I’ve warned her, ‘Be wary,’
\nShe’s anxious to marry.
\nWhat I need is a ‘Hail Mary pass.'”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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