{"id":45917,"date":"2022-06-08T15:52:02","date_gmt":"2022-06-08T19:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45917"},"modified":"2022-06-08T15:53:46","modified_gmt":"2022-06-08T19:53:46","slug":"fly-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/06\/08\/fly-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"What We Have Here Is A Failure To Communicate (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Said a gal, &#8220;Please attend to that fly.&#8221;<br \/>\nSo her husband looked down to comply.<br \/>\n&#8220;But it&#8217;s zipped,&#8221; he said, bugged.<br \/>\n(Nothing moved when he tugged.)<br \/>\n&#8220;You blew it.  It flew in my eye.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(On June 8, Canadians celebrate <a href=\"https:\/\/www.inaturalist.org\/projects\/national-insect-appreciation-day-journee-nationale-des-insectes\">National Insect Appreciation Day &#8212; NAIAD.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Said a gal, &#8220;Please attend to that fly.&#8221; So her husband looked down to comply. &#8220;But it&#8217;s zipped,&#8221; he said, bugged. (Nothing moved when he tugged.) &#8220;You blew it. It flew in my eye.&#8221; (On June 8, Canadians celebrate National Insect Appreciation Day &#8212; NAIAD.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[54,76,42,2,1524],"tags":[5725,582,4943,5670,6316,6314,5668,5669,2096,4902,6315,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45917"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45920,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45917\/revisions\/45920"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}