Who hasn’t discovered a gap
\nWhere you once had a crown or a cap?
\nThen you search high and low.
\nWhere the hell did it go?
\nIf you’re lucky, it fell in your lap.<\/p>\n
But more likely, it’s gone or destroyed;
\nNeed a new one to fill that damn void.
\nYou’re apparently fucked;
\nThat doc you have ducked
\nFor years must, alas, be employed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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