{"id":45825,"date":"2022-05-24T17:25:39","date_gmt":"2022-05-24T21:25:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45825"},"modified":"2022-05-24T17:25:39","modified_gmt":"2022-05-24T21:25:39","slug":"asparagus-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/05\/24\/asparagus-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Celebrating Asparagus (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.giftypedia.com\/Asparagus_Day\">&#8220;Asparagus Day.&#8221;<\/a>  I&#8217;m no fan,<br \/>\nThough of course I&#8217;m not pushing a ban.<br \/>\nWhy&#8217;s &#8220;asparagus&#8221; tossed<br \/>\nMid-line, where it&#8217;s lost?<br \/>\nI could NOT make it rhyme right or scan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Asparagus Day.&#8221; I&#8217;m no fan, Though of course I&#8217;m not pushing a ban. Why&#8217;s &#8220;asparagus&#8221; tossed Mid-line, where it&#8217;s lost? I could NOT make it rhyme right or scan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,1524,69],"tags":[4827,4826,6293,412,1941,328,2097,5012,6292],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45825"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45825"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45828,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45825\/revisions\/45828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}