Dear Website, I\u2019m caught in a snare
\nBy your new \u201chow\u2019d we do?\u201d questionnaire.
\nMy goal is to pay
\nYour invoice, but NAY:
\nSeems I can\u2019t, till I grievances air.<\/p>\n
Your survey form’s blocking the page
\nWhere the bill payer’s meant to engage.
\nSince it won’t let me do
\nWhat I’m here for, I’m blue,
\nAnd your webmaster’s not very sage.<\/p>\n
You want my opinion? Here goes:
\nYour website’s horrendous — it blows!
\nWill you NOW let me pay
\nYour damn invoice today?
\nHow does anyone pay what she owes!<\/p>\n
Your rating is dreadful! Want more?
\nYou should show all your web techs the door.
\nIf you don’t fix your site
\nSo your pay-page works right,
\nYou will soon join the ranks of the poor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Dear Website, I\u2019m caught in a snare By your new \u201chow\u2019d we do?\u201d questionnaire. My goal is to pay Your invoice, but NAY: Seems I can\u2019t, till I grievances air. Your survey form’s blocking the page Where the bill payer’s meant to engage. Since it won’t let me do What I’m here for, I’m blue, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,74,42,8,3],"tags":[6280,6278,6279,2550,5798,4913,3078,198,540,6282,6281,4903,532,2930,2989],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45800"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45800"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45804,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45800\/revisions\/45804"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}