{"id":45730,"date":"2022-05-07T18:00:49","date_gmt":"2022-05-07T22:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45730"},"modified":"2022-05-07T18:01:34","modified_gmt":"2022-05-07T22:01:34","slug":"unwanted-advice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/05\/07\/unwanted-advice\/","title":{"rendered":"Unwanted Advice (2-Verse Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Said a smart-ass: &#8220;Your lim&#8217;rick is marred,<br \/>\nCuz you&#8217;ve used the phrase &#8216;feathered and tarred,&#8217;<br \/>\nAnd that&#8217;s backwards! It&#8217;s &#8216;tarred<br \/>\nAnd feathered.\u2019&#8221; On guard<br \/>\nAgainst humorless &#8216;helpers.&#8217; They&#8217;re barred!<\/p>\n<p>And to folks who have no sense of humor,<br \/>\nWhether Gen-X or Z or a boomer,<br \/>\nYou have  lim&#8217;rick advice?<br \/>\nPlease don&#8217;t give it. Think twice;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s as welcome as Covid or tumor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Said a smart-ass: &#8220;Your lim&#8217;rick is marred, Cuz you&#8217;ve used the phrase &#8216;feathered and tarred,&#8217; And that&#8217;s backwards! It&#8217;s &#8216;tarred And feathered.\u2019&#8221; On guard Against humorless &#8216;helpers.&#8217; They&#8217;re barred! And to folks who have no sense of humor, Whether Gen-X or Z or a boomer, You have lim&#8217;rick advice? Please don&#8217;t give it. Think twice; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[105,42,69],"tags":[5605,588,6246,6245,1166,5719],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45730"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45730"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45733,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45730\/revisions\/45733"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}