Her boyfriend insists that she’s “jerky”
\nFor falling for health warnings “murky.”
\nHe has coaxed and opined,
\nBut he can’t change her mind:
\nShe’s swearing off poultry “cold turkey.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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