{"id":45544,"date":"2022-03-28T17:05:55","date_gmt":"2022-03-28T21:05:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45544"},"modified":"2022-03-28T17:23:12","modified_gmt":"2022-03-28T21:23:12","slug":"conductor-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/03\/28\/conductor-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Conductor Misconduct (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

A crazy conductor named Dick
\nHad a fondness for “food on a stick.”
\nThe guy was far gone;
\nUsed his skewer-baton
\nTo throw food at the winds with a flick.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Happy “Something On A Stick Day.”<\/a> (March 28)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A crazy conductor named Dick Had a fondness for “food on a stick.” The guy was far gone; Used his skewer-baton To throw food at the winds with a flick. ***** Happy “Something On A Stick Day.” (March 28)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,23,122,42,22,24,2991,1524],"tags":[6177,6178,625,1867,412,1941,6174,6180,1837,1263,319,3097,5012,1447,6175,6179,6176],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45544"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45544"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45547,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45544\/revisions\/45547"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}