{"id":45513,"date":"2022-03-17T21:50:11","date_gmt":"2022-03-18T01:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45513"},"modified":"2022-12-04T17:46:28","modified_gmt":"2022-12-04T21:46:28","slug":"socks-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/03\/17\/socks-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Sock Solution (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always wear socks inside out.<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s unseemly to many, no doubt.<br \/>\nBut my feet ain&#8217;t discreet:<br \/>\n&#8220;Scratchy sock-seams,&#8221; they bleat.<br \/>\nHow I hate when extremities shout!<\/p>\n<p>May 9 is\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nationaldaycalendar.com\/days-2\/national-lost-sock-memorial-day-may-9\/\">National Lost Sock Memorial Day<\/a>. And December 4 is\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/nationaltoday.com\/national-sock-day\/\">National Sock Day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always wear socks inside out. That&#8217;s unseemly to many, no doubt. But my feet ain&#8217;t discreet: &#8220;Scratchy sock-seams,&#8221; they bleat. How I hate when extremities shout! May 9 is\u00a0National Lost Sock Memorial Day. And December 4 is\u00a0National Sock Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1716,37,42,1524],"tags":[5013,935,6154,4931,938,6153,6152,4809,4807,5935,6151,6537,4808,6149,6150],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45513"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45513"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46670,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45513\/revisions\/46670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}