{"id":4549,"date":"2011-02-15T15:44:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-15T19:44:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4549"},"modified":"2011-02-15T15:44:48","modified_gmt":"2011-02-15T19:44:48","slug":"bad-memory-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/15\/bad-memory-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Memory Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My memory is so bad, that when I spotted the upcoming <em> memory<\/em> prompt at <a href=\"http:\/\/haiku-heights.blogspot.com\/\">Haiku Heights<\/a> I forgot the obvious &#8212; that the prompt was for haiku.  Ah well, here&#8217;s my Bad Memory Limerick:<\/p>\n<p>Bad Memory Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My mem&#8217;ry is bad &#8212; getting worse.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s a failing I constantly curse.<br \/>\nI forget what I&#8217;ve done,<br \/>\nPeople&#8217;s names, whom to shun.<br \/>\nNow what was the theme of this verse?<\/p>\n<p>(For those who can actually remember something, here&#8217;s a spot to post your <a href=\"http:\/\/memories-on-mondays.blogspot.com\">memories in verse<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My memory is so bad, that when I spotted the upcoming memory prompt at Haiku Heights I forgot the obvious &#8212; that the prompt was for haiku. Ah well, here&#8217;s my Bad Memory Limerick: Bad Memory Limerick By Madeleine Begun Kane My mem&#8217;ry is bad &#8212; getting worse. It&#8217;s a failing I constantly curse. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51,49,23,122,1765,42,108,22,103],"tags":[568,1801,509,394,205,1090,1166],"class_list":["post-4549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-aging-humor","category-behavior-personality","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-light-verse","category-limericks","category-memory-humor","category-mental-health-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-aging-limerick","tag-forgetfulness","tag-memory-limerick","tag-mental-health-satire","tag-poetry-prompt","tag-remembering-names","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4549"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4565,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4549\/revisions\/4565"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}