{"id":45481,"date":"2022-03-14T13:33:59","date_gmt":"2022-03-14T17:33:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45481"},"modified":"2022-03-14T13:33:59","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T17:33:59","slug":"happy-math-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/03\/14\/happy-math-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Math Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today (March 14) is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.idm314.org\/\">&#8220;International Day Of Mathematics,&#8221;<\/a> which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick:<\/p>\n<p>A professor would often deride<br \/>\nHis students as slackers who lied:<br \/>\n&#8220;For math you need smarts.<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ve no brains. Try the arts.<br \/>\nYou want me to pass you? Denied!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today (March 14) is &#8220;International Day Of Mathematics,&#8221; which gives me a good excuse to post this limerick: A professor would often deride His students as slackers who lied: &#8220;For math you need smarts. You&#8217;ve no brains. Try the arts. You want me to pass you? Denied!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,1524],"tags":[1393,2135,6148,6146,1837,6143,1092,6147,6144,5012,6145],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45481"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45482,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45481\/revisions\/45482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}