{"id":45459,"date":"2022-03-09T16:16:01","date_gmt":"2022-03-09T20:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45459"},"modified":"2022-03-09T16:16:01","modified_gmt":"2022-03-09T20:16:01","slug":"joro-spiders-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/03\/09\/joro-spiders-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Something ELSE To Worry About (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

If only I were making this story up: Headline:<\/a> “Giant spiders expected to drop from sky across the East Coast this spring”<\/p>\n

“Giant spiders,” East Coast-bound, this spring;
\nUsing parachute-webs, down they’ll swing.
\n“Invasive,” yet “harmless?”
\nI’m far from alarmless
\nO’er spider hordes — beasts on the wing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

If only I were making this story up: Headline: “Giant spiders expected to drop from sky across the East Coast this spring” “Giant spiders,” East Coast-bound, this spring; Using parachute-webs, down they’ll swing. “Invasive,” yet “harmless?” I’m far from alarmless O’er spider hordes — beasts on the wing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[76,42,20,44,58],"tags":[6134,6133,6135,3423,6136,6137,1724,5448,6132,4110,671],"class_list":["post-45459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insect-humor","category-limericks","category-outdoors-humor","category-science-humor","category-seasons-humor","tag-east-coast","tag-giant-spiders","tag-invasive-spiders","tag-japan","tag-joro-spiders","tag-jorogumo","tag-science-limerick","tag-seasonal-limerick","tag-spider-invasion","tag-spring-humor","tag-spring-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45459"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45461,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45459\/revisions\/45461"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}