{"id":45402,"date":"2022-02-22T16:28:36","date_gmt":"2022-02-22T20:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45402"},"modified":"2022-02-22T16:28:36","modified_gmt":"2022-02-22T20:28:36","slug":"margarita-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/02\/22\/margarita-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Margarita Day (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Margarita’s a fave in our house.
\nIf I drink one in bars, though, I’ll grouse;
\nThey are weak and too sweet
\nAnd consistently beat
\nBy the great ones prepared by my spouse.<\/p>\n

(Happy National Margarita Day<\/a>, which falls each year on February 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Margarita’s a fave in our house. If I drink one in bars, though, I’ll grouse; They are weak and too sweet And consistently beat By the great ones prepared by my spouse. (Happy National Margarita Day, which falls each year on February 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,42,2,1524],"tags":[5381,5579,4256,3345,600,1374,2091,4927,2494,2664,4902,5012,1509,2665],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45402"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45402"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45405,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45402\/revisions\/45405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}