{"id":45359,"date":"2022-02-15T17:30:46","date_gmt":"2022-02-15T21:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45359"},"modified":"2022-02-15T17:34:14","modified_gmt":"2022-02-15T21:34:14","slug":"figure-skating-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/02\/15\/figure-skating-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Skating On Thin Ice? (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Though I usually avoid sports, I love watching competitive figure skating.  And it always brings back childhood memories of skating on a lake that probably wasn&#8217;t as frozen as my otherwise cautious parents assumed.<\/p>\n<p>As a child, I loved skating on ice.<br \/>\nBut take lessons?  Pursue it? No dice!<br \/>\nCuz you can&#8217;t be a klutz<br \/>\nDoing axels or lutz.<br \/>\n(I moved on to a different &#8220;vice.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Though I usually avoid sports, I love watching competitive figure skating. And it always brings back childhood memories of skating on a lake that probably wasn&#8217;t as frozen as my otherwise cautious parents assumed. As a child, I loved skating on ice. But take lessons? Pursue it? No dice! Cuz you can&#8217;t be a klutz [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,1123,25,42,30,19],"tags":[6102,5038,6104,1048,3437,6103,6101],"class_list":["post-45359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-figure-skating-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-recreation-humor","category-sports-humor","tag-figure-skating-limerick","tag-ice-skating","tag-ice-skating-limerick","tag-olympics-figure-skating","tag-skating-humor","tag-skating-limerick","tag-winter-olympics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45359"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45362,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45359\/revisions\/45362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}