{"id":45268,"date":"2022-01-30T16:17:18","date_gmt":"2022-01-30T20:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45268"},"modified":"2022-01-30T16:17:18","modified_gmt":"2022-01-30T20:17:18","slug":"croissant-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/01\/30\/croissant-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Croissants Caught In The Crosshairs (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

The croissant’s a beloved dessert:
\n“That crescent’s the best!” some assert.
\nBut others say “no”
\nTo “wasting” their dough
\nOn “stuff that’s less healthy than dirt.”<\/p>\n

“National Croissant Day”<\/a> is celebrated each year on January 30.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The croissant’s a beloved dessert: “That crescent’s the best!” some assert. But others say “no” To “wasting” their dough On “stuff that’s less healthy than dirt.” “National Croissant Day” is celebrated each year on January 30.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,1524],"tags":[6069,6066,6067,1673,5735,412,1941,3371,6068,5012],"class_list":["post-45268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-croissant-day","tag-croissant-humor","tag-croissant-limerick","tag-dessert-humor","tag-dessert-limerick","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-january-holidays","tag-national-croissant-day","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45268"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45270,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45268\/revisions\/45270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}