{"id":4526,"date":"2011-02-14T00:38:16","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T04:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4526"},"modified":"2011-02-18T17:47:11","modified_gmt":"2011-02-18T21:47:11","slug":"healthy-eating-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/14\/healthy-eating-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Healthy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/167800596601156\">Facebook<\/a> too.<\/p>\n<p>So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A woman was on a campaign&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine:<\/p>\n<p>Healthy Limerick<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A woman was on a campaign<br \/>\nWhich was driving her fam&#8217;ly insane.<br \/>\nYes, her new &#8220;smart health&#8221; diet<br \/>\nKept causing a riot:<br \/>\nEach dinner she served featured brain.<\/p>\n<p>Please feel free to write your own limerick using the same first line and post it in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends in that same activity in my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/167800596601156\">Facebook Limerick-Off post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please send me an email requesting the alerts. You\u2019ll find my email address on the upper right sidebar, in the \u201cAuthor\u201d section just below my Limerick-Offs button. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, it\u2019s Limerick-Off time. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. So I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing a limerick with this first line: A woman was on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,120,41,23,122,104,352,42,1292,103],"tags":[1810,1354,412,328,200,1293,4973,203],"class_list":["post-4526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-humor","category-family-verse","category-food-drink-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limerick-haiku-seeds","category-limerick-offs","category-limericks","category-obsessions-humor","category-poetry-prompts","tag-diet-humor","tag-family-relatives-humor","tag-food-humor","tag-food-verse","tag-health-limerick","tag-obsession-verse","tag-poetry-prompts","tag-writing-prompts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4526"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4601,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4526\/revisions\/4601"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}