Two newly-wed gymnasts were sacked
\nAnd told it was time to get packed:
\n“Since the pair of you wed,
\nYou are always in bed.”
\nTheir defense? “Life’s a balancing act.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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