{"id":45170,"date":"2022-01-11T18:04:14","date_gmt":"2022-01-11T22:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45170"},"modified":"2022-01-11T18:04:14","modified_gmt":"2022-01-11T22:04:14","slug":"bucket-list-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/01\/11\/bucket-list-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Bucket Lists&#8221; Leave Me Listless (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are folks who develop a bucket list;<br \/>\nPre-death dreams, goals, and treks to Nantucket list.<br \/>\nBut to heck with that checklist!<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t need a trek-list!<br \/>\nI DO have a chuck-it and fuck-it list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are folks who develop a bucket list; Pre-death dreams, goals, and treks to Nantucket list. But to heck with that checklist! I don&#8217;t need a trek-list! I DO have a chuck-it and fuck-it list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[51,2413,49,42],"tags":[1925,568,6023,6024,2411,5664,6020,6022,6021,2284],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45170"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45170"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45172,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45170\/revisions\/45172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}