{"id":45120,"date":"2022-01-05T15:35:48","date_gmt":"2022-01-05T19:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45120"},"modified":"2022-01-05T15:37:30","modified_gmt":"2022-01-05T19:37:30","slug":"bird-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2022\/01\/05\/bird-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Aggrieved Roommate (Limericks)"},"content":{"rendered":"

“I’m sick of your cockatiel’s turds!
\nPlus it bit me again!” — angry words
\nFrom a roommate, unmuffled,
\nWhose feathers were ruffled.
\n“I’m moving. Your pet’s for the birds!”<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

There are several bird-related holidays:<\/p>\n

National Bird Day<\/a> (January 5)<\/p>\n

Northern Parrots National Cockatiel Day <\/a>(May 20)<\/p>\n

World Parrot Day<\/a> (May 31)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’m sick of your cockatiel’s turds! Plus it bit me again!” — angry words From a roommate, unmuffled, Whose feathers were ruffled. “I’m moving. Your pet’s for the birds!” ***** There are several bird-related holidays: National Bird Day (January 5) Northern Parrots National Cockatiel Day (May 20) World Parrot Day (May 31)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,1524],"tags":[2428,3107,5410,6004,3371,2097,4803,6003,5012,5079,6005,6006,6002],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45120"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45120"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45120\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45123,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45120\/revisions\/45123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}