{"id":45103,"date":"2021-12-29T15:43:56","date_gmt":"2021-12-29T19:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45103"},"modified":"2021-12-29T15:51:01","modified_gmt":"2021-12-29T19:51:01","slug":"cello-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/29\/cello-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Engaged By The Cello (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My beau plays the cello. His bow<br \/>\nMakes the loveliest music I know.<br \/>\nI love him, I think,<br \/>\nBut my mother, a shrink,<br \/>\nSays I won&#8217;t, once I&#8217;ve heard <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lorne_Munroe\">Lorne Munroe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/celloday.wordpress.com\/\">&#8220;International Cello Day!&#8221;<\/a> (December 29)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My beau plays the cello. His bow Makes the loveliest music I know. I love him, I think, But my mother, a shrink, Says I won&#8217;t, once I&#8217;ve heard Lorne Munroe. Happy &#8220;International Cello Day!&#8221; (December 29)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[63,42,24,2991,1524],"tags":[5992,1262,5990,4949,619,2092,5993,5991,1263,319,5012],"class_list":["post-45103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holidays","tag-cello-day","tag-cello-humor","tag-cello-limerick","tag-dating-humor","tag-dating-limerick","tag-december-holidays","tag-international-cello-day","tag-lorne-munroe","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-limerick","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45104,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45103\/revisions\/45104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}