{"id":45101,"date":"2021-12-28T16:04:56","date_gmt":"2021-12-28T20:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45101"},"modified":"2021-12-28T16:04:56","modified_gmt":"2021-12-28T20:04:56","slug":"playing-hearts-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/28\/playing-hearts-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"A Heart To Heart About Bots (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I enjoy playing Hearts against bots.
\nDo they win many times? Alas, lots!
\nBut they don’t stop to snack,
\nAnd they never talk smack.
\nThey don’t gloat or take shots or share thoughts.<\/p>\n

(Happy Card Playing Day!<\/a> It falls each year on December 28.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I enjoy playing Hearts against bots. Do they win many times? Alas, lots! But they don’t stop to snack, And they never talk smack. They don’t gloat or take shots or share thoughts. (Happy Card Playing Day! It falls each year on December 28.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,60,42,1524,3],"tags":[5983,5986,5987,2092,5984,5985,5988,5989,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45101"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45102,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45101\/revisions\/45102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}