{"id":45099,"date":"2021-12-27T16:46:12","date_gmt":"2021-12-27T20:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45099"},"modified":"2021-12-27T16:46:12","modified_gmt":"2021-12-27T20:46:12","slug":"fruitcake-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/27\/fruitcake-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Fruitcake Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s holiday<br \/>\nis National Fruitcake Day &#8212;<br \/>\nthe cake, NOT the nuts.<\/p>\n<p>(December 27 is <a href=\"https:\/\/holidayinsights.com\/other\/fruitcakeday.htm\">National Fruitcake Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today&#8217;s holiday is National Fruitcake Day &#8212; the cake, NOT the nuts. (December 27 is National Fruitcake Day.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[2092,498,412,5980,5982,5981,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45099"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45099"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45100,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45099\/revisions\/45100"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}