{"id":45057,"date":"2021-12-22T15:34:26","date_gmt":"2021-12-22T19:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45057"},"modified":"2021-12-22T15:42:59","modified_gmt":"2021-12-22T19:42:59","slug":"a-short-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/22\/a-short-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Short Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a holiday season for ME.<br \/>\nNo, not Christmas; I&#8217;m Jewish, you see.<br \/>\nIf I must, I&#8217;ll embellish:<br \/>\nThe day that I relish<br \/>\nIs <a href=\"https:\/\/nationalday365.com\/national-short-person-day\/\">&#8220;Short Person Day,&#8221;<\/a> for I&#8217;m wee.<\/p>\n<p>(Short Person Day falls on December 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a holiday season for ME. No, not Christmas; I&#8217;m Jewish, you see. If I must, I&#8217;ll embellish: The day that I relish Is &#8220;Short Person Day,&#8221; for I&#8217;m wee. (Short Person Day falls on December 22.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,1524,68],"tags":[2092,798,5978,5012,4953,5977],"class_list":["post-45057","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","category-physical-appearance","tag-december-holidays","tag-height-humor","tag-height-limerick","tag-odd-holidays","tag-physical-appearance","tag-short-person-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45057","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45057"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45057\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45063,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45057\/revisions\/45063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}