{"id":45035,"date":"2021-12-18T16:04:49","date_gmt":"2021-12-18T20:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45035"},"modified":"2021-12-18T16:04:49","modified_gmt":"2021-12-18T20:04:49","slug":"tied-up-in-knots-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/18\/tied-up-in-knots-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Tied Up In Knots (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick would, alas, be timely, even if today (December 18) weren&#8217;t <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/International_Guild_of_Knot_Tyers\">&#8220;World Knot Tying Day.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>A woman was tied up in knots<br \/>\nOver Covid. She feared for her tots.<br \/>\nSaid her husband, &#8220;No vax!<br \/>\nI&#8217;d rather eat wax!&#8221;<br \/>\nIn their fam&#8217;ly, the dolt calls the shots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This limerick would, alas, be timely, even if today (December 18) weren&#8217;t &#8220;World Knot Tying Day.&#8221; A woman was tied up in knots Over Covid. She feared for her tots. Said her husband, &#8220;No vax! I&#8217;d rather eat wax!&#8221; In their fam&#8217;ly, the dolt calls the shots.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,122,2,1524],"tags":[5970,5545,2092,1691,200,5968,5969,5971,4902,383,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45035"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45035"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45037,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45035\/revisions\/45037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}