When I learn a new word like “jorts,” I feel compelled to use it in a limerick:<\/p>\n
“Don’t you dare wear those frumpy old jorts,”
\nA gal to her husband exhorts.
\n“Making shorts out of jeans
\nIs a well-designed means
\nTo induce me to take to the courts.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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