We were packed and all ready to jet
\nTo a beachfront resort, when “Not yet,”
\nSaid my wife. “I must go
\nGet my hair curled by Flo.”
\nHours later: “Let’s leave. I’m all set.”<\/p>\n
(For the record, I don’t have a wife. But I do have a procrastinating husband with no concept of time.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
We were packed and all ready to jet To a beachfront resort, when “Not yet,” Said my wife. “I must go Get my hair curled by Flo.” Hours later: “Let’s leave. I’m all set.” (For the record, I don’t have a wife. But I do have a procrastinating husband with no concept of time.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,49,33,2273,25,42,2,68,1291,30,111,3702,6,34,52],"tags":[5956,5957,932,5853,5021,3580,4977,4008,4905,1588,4928,1589],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45023"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45023"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45023\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45028,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45023\/revisions\/45028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45023"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45023"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45023"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}