{"id":45019,"date":"2021-12-14T19:19:04","date_gmt":"2021-12-14T23:19:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=45019"},"modified":"2021-12-14T19:23:48","modified_gmt":"2021-12-14T23:23:48","slug":"limerick-ode-to-the-screwdriver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/14\/limerick-ode-to-the-screwdriver\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Screwdriver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s National Screwdriver Day.<br \/>\nThe drink (not the tool) is at play.<br \/>\nI find vodka too rough.<br \/>\nOrange juice? I rebuff.<br \/>\nBut together, great stuff, so hooray!<\/p>\n<p>(Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/111356.htm\">National Screwdriver Day,<\/a> which falls on December 14.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s National Screwdriver Day. The drink (not the tool) is at play. I find vodka too rough. Orange juice? I rebuff. But together, great stuff, so hooray! (Happy National Screwdriver Day, which falls on December 14.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[5381,5579,2092,5380,5510,5012,5953,5952,1505,5954,5955],"class_list":["post-45019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-odd-holidays","tag-alcohol-humor","tag-alcohol-limerick","tag-december-holidays","tag-drink-humor","tag-drink-limerick","tag-odd-holidays","tag-orange-juice","tag-screwdriver-day","tag-vodka","tag-vodka-humor","tag-vodka-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=45019"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45022,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45019\/revisions\/45022"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=45019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=45019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=45019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}