{"id":44985,"date":"2021-12-09T16:15:55","date_gmt":"2021-12-09T20:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44985"},"modified":"2021-12-09T16:15:55","modified_gmt":"2021-12-09T20:15:55","slug":"pastry-day-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/09\/pastry-day-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Pastry Day Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I almost forgot<br \/>\nthat today is &#8220;Pastry Day.&#8221;<br \/>\nThat sure takes the cake!<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>December 9 is <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-pastry-day-december-9\/\">&#8220;National Pastry Day.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>For the record, sticklers would consider my pastry haiku a senryu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I almost forgot that today is &#8220;Pastry Day.&#8221; That sure takes the cake! **** December 9 is &#8220;National Pastry Day.&#8221; For the record, sticklers would consider my pastry haiku a senryu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[2092,498,412,5012,4640,5950,4642,5951],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44985"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44985"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44987,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44985\/revisions\/44987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}