{"id":44972,"date":"2021-12-08T16:35:42","date_gmt":"2021-12-08T20:35:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44972"},"modified":"2021-12-08T16:35:42","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T20:35:42","slug":"bad-hair-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/08\/bad-hair-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To Bad Hair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oy! December 8 is &#8220;Bad Hair Day!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/holidaydoodles.com\/?p=5240\">&#8220;Bad Hair Day&#8217;s<\/a>&#8221; today. It&#8217;s displeasin&#8217;<br \/>\nWhen your hair appears strangled by teasin&#8217;,<br \/>\nOr looks dry and yet oily;<br \/>\nBehaving disloyally!<br \/>\nI&#8217;m tempted to cite mine for treason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oy! December 8 is &#8220;Bad Hair Day!&#8221; &#8220;Bad Hair Day&#8217;s&#8221; today. It&#8217;s displeasin&#8217; When your hair appears strangled by teasin&#8217;, Or looks dry and yet oily; Behaving disloyally! I&#8217;m tempted to cite mine for treason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3134,42,1524,68],"tags":[5948,2092,932,5853,5854,5855,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44972"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44972"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44972\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44974,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44972\/revisions\/44974"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}