{"id":44966,"date":"2021-12-04T19:00:49","date_gmt":"2021-12-04T23:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44966"},"modified":"2021-12-04T19:00:49","modified_gmt":"2021-12-04T23:00:49","slug":"cream-cheese-shortage-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/04\/cream-cheese-shortage-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Bagel Shop Woes (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oy! <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2021\/12\/04\/nyregion\/cream-cheese-shortage-nyc-bagels.html\">Cream cheese<\/a> is the latest NYC supply chain casualty!  What&#8217;s a bagel shop to do? <\/p>\n<p>A shortage of cream cheese? That&#8217;s bad!<br \/>\nNaked bagels are terribly sad!<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll use butter instead?<br \/>\nAre you nuts? Lost your head?<br \/>\nCream cheese schmears are essential, you cad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oy! Cream cheese is the latest NYC supply chain casualty! What&#8217;s a bagel shop to do? A shortage of cream cheese? That&#8217;s bad! Naked bagels are terribly sad! You&#8217;ll use butter instead? Are you nuts? Lost your head? Cream cheese schmears are essential, you cad!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,42,73],"tags":[5941,5942,5938,5939,5940,5943,412,1941,5944,5945,5946,5947],"class_list":["post-44966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-limericks","category-new-york-limericks","tag-bagel-limerick","tag-bagel-shops","tag-bagels-humor","tag-cream-cheese-humor","tag-cream-cheese-limerick","tag-cream-cheese-shortage","tag-food-humor","tag-food-limerick","tag-nyc-humor","tag-nyc-limerick","tag-supply-chain-humor","tag-supply-chain-limerick"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44966"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44966\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44969,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44966\/revisions\/44969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}