{"id":44954,"date":"2021-12-04T17:28:01","date_gmt":"2021-12-04T21:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44954"},"modified":"2021-12-04T17:28:01","modified_gmt":"2021-12-04T21:28:01","slug":"a-limerick-ode-to-dice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/04\/a-limerick-ode-to-dice\/","title":{"rendered":"A Limerick Ode To Dice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Our son has a terrible vice;<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a gambler and not very nice.<br \/>\nWhen we tell him to stop,<br \/>\nHe says, &#8216;Mother and Pop,<br \/>\nAll my cards on the table: No dice!'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(December 4 is <a href=\"https:\/\/nationaldaycalendar.com\/national-dice-day-december-4\/\">&#8220;National Dice Day.&#8221;<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Our son has a terrible vice; He&#8217;s a gambler and not very nice. When we tell him to stop, He says, &#8216;Mother and Pop, All my cards on the table: No dice!&#8217;&#8221; (December 4 is &#8220;National Dice Day.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,102,60,25,8,1524,1135,30,1828],"tags":[2979,2980,2092,5933,5779,2473,2974,2975,3327,5012,5008,5934,2978],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44954"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44954"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44954\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44965,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44954\/revisions\/44965"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44954"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44954"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44954"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}