“Your new flame always stinks like a stable.
\nHe drinks ev’ryone under the table.
\nMabel, what’s the allure?
\nHe’s unstable, for sure.
\nWorst of all, he wears fur made of sable!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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