{"id":44947,"date":"2021-12-11T17:30:25","date_gmt":"2021-12-11T21:30:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44947"},"modified":"2021-12-11T17:46:43","modified_gmt":"2021-12-11T21:46:43","slug":"limerick-off-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/11\/limerick-off-space\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick-Off Monday \u2013 Rhyme Word: SPACE at the end of any one line (Submission Deadline: December 25, 2021)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10158687119174315\">if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing limericks <strong>using SPACE at the end of any one line.<\/strong>  (Homonyms or homophones are fine.)<\/p>\n<p>The best submission will be crowned Limerick-Off Award Winner. (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/12\/11\/limerick-off-award-484\/\">Here\u2019s last week\u2019s Limerick-Off Award Winner.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Additionally,<\/strong> you may write <strong>themed limericks<\/strong> related to <strong>FISH, using any rhyme word.<\/strong> And of course I\u2019ll present an extra award \u2014 one for the best <strong>FISH<\/strong>-related limerick.<\/p>\n<p>How will your poems be judged? By meter, rhyme, cleverness, and humor. (If you\u2019re feeling a bit fuzzy about limerick writing rules, here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/how-to-write-a-limerick\/\"><em>How To Write A Limerick<\/em><\/a> article.)<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll announce the winners on <strong>December 26, 2021,<\/strong> right before I post the next Limerick-Off. So that gives you <strong>two full weeks<\/strong> to submit your clever, polished verse. Your <strong>submission deadline is Saturday, December 25, 2021 at 4:00 p.m. <\/strong> (Eastern Time.)<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s my SPACE-rhyme limerick: <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>My best friends love a catering space,<br \/>\nAnd they book it whenever they face<br \/>\nAn important affair.<br \/>\nBut not me, cuz I swear<br \/>\nThat it sucks. I&#8217;m fed up with the place.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And here\u2019s my FISH-themed limerick:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Female twins host a podcast that&#8217;s odd:<br \/>\nEv&#8217;ry week they talk &#8220;veggies and scrod.&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd each meal that they eat<br \/>\nFeatures fish. Never meat!<br \/>\nThey are just like two peas in a pod.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Please feel free to enter my Limerick-Off by posting your limerick(s) in my comments. And if you\u2019re on Facebook, I hope you\u2019ll join my friends <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/madkane\/posts\/10158687119174315\">in that same activity on my Facebook Limerick-Off post.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>To receive an email alert whenever I post a new Limerick-Off, please email <a href=\"mailto:Madkane@MadKane.com?subject=MadKane's Newsletter&#038;body=I want my MadKane Fix.\">Madkane@MadKane.com Subject: MadKane&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. Thanks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you\u2019re a Facebook user, on Facebook too. I hope you\u2019ll join me in writing limericks using SPACE at the end [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,62,41,104,3270,1192,65,352,42,103,64],"tags":[5926,5927,2482,2982,4185,412,1941,3271,5009,5930,5931,4973,5932,5928,5929,203],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44947"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44947"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45012,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44947\/revisions\/45012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}