{"id":44925,"date":"2021-11-29T16:11:47","date_gmt":"2021-11-29T20:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44925"},"modified":"2021-11-29T16:11:47","modified_gmt":"2021-11-29T20:11:47","slug":"chocolate-humor-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/11\/29\/chocolate-humor-3\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s There To Love About &#8220;Chocolates Day?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my latest limerick, I condemn yet another holiday:<\/p>\n<p>It is <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cdkitchen.com\/recipes\/articles\/view\/354\/1\/National-Chocolates-Day.html\">&#8220;Chocolates Day.&#8221;<\/a> I decry it!<br \/>\nOnly ONE day a year? I don&#8217;t buy it!<br \/>\nSo let&#8217;s sweeten the deal:<br \/>\n&#8220;Choc&#8217;lates Month&#8221; would, I feel,<br \/>\nSurely spice up each meal. Kindly try it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my latest limerick, I condemn yet another holiday: It is &#8220;Chocolates Day.&#8221; I decry it! Only ONE day a year? I don&#8217;t buy it! So let&#8217;s sweeten the deal: &#8220;Choc&#8217;lates Month&#8221; would, I feel, Surely spice up each meal. Kindly try it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[41,1524],"tags":[2339,5918,5915,5916,5914,4044,412,1941,5917,2093,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44925"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44925"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44925\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44926,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44925\/revisions\/44926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}