{"id":44883,"date":"2021-11-20T12:15:05","date_gmt":"2021-11-20T16:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44883"},"modified":"2021-11-20T12:15:05","modified_gmt":"2021-11-20T16:15:05","slug":"the-blathering-botanist-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/11\/20\/the-blathering-botanist-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"The  Blathering Botanist (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John the botanist&#8217;s dull as can be.<br \/>\nHis life is a blathering spree.<br \/>\nHe ignores all my pleas<br \/>\nTo stop shooting the breeze,<br \/>\nAnd can talk all the bark off a tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John the botanist&#8217;s dull as can be. His life is a blathering spree. He ignores all my pleas To stop shooting the breeze, And can talk all the bark off a tree.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,54,42,44],"tags":[5890,4357,3807,5886,5887,5888,5891,4943,5892,5889,4936,1724,4870,5662],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44883"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44883"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44885,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44883\/revisions\/44885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}