{"id":44856,"date":"2021-11-16T21:15:21","date_gmt":"2021-11-17T01:15:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44856"},"modified":"2021-11-16T21:15:21","modified_gmt":"2021-11-17T01:15:21","slug":"limerick-ode-to-the-horse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/11\/16\/limerick-ode-to-the-horse\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To The Horse"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.awarenessdays.com\/awareness-days-calendar\/world-horse-appreciation-day-2021\/\">&#8220;Horse Appreciation Day!&#8221; <\/a> (November 16)<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t dare ride on a horse.<br \/>\nMy back couldn&#8217;t take it, of course.<br \/>\nBut please do not feast<br \/>\nOn that beautiful beast.<br \/>\nEat horse-meat? Then brace to face force.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;Horse Appreciation Day!&#8221; (November 16) I wouldn&#8217;t dare ride on a horse. My back couldn&#8217;t take it, of course. But please do not feast On that beautiful beast. Eat horse-meat? Then brace to face force.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,42,1524],"tags":[2797,2903,5871,1277,5774,5872,2093,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44856"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44856"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44858,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44856\/revisions\/44858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}