{"id":44853,"date":"2021-11-16T20:20:27","date_gmt":"2021-11-17T00:20:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44853"},"modified":"2021-11-16T20:41:26","modified_gmt":"2021-11-17T00:41:26","slug":"clarinet-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/11\/16\/clarinet-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"A Clarinet Tale (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/111222.htm\">&#8220;World Clarinet Day!&#8221;<\/a> (November 16) <\/p>\n<p>A woman who played clarinet,<br \/>\nUsed vibrato; I&#8217;ll never forget,<br \/>\nCuz the maestro freaked out;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re ousted!&#8221;&#8211; his shout.<br \/>\nNow she can&#8217;t get a gig on a bet.<\/p>\n<p>(For those unfamiliar with the clarinet vibrato issue, clarinet vibrato is generally considered a symphony orchestra no-no, but it&#8217;s used in jazz and klezmer music. However, when a symphony orchestra plays something with a jazz influence, such as Gershwin, the occasional exception is made.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;World Clarinet Day!&#8221; (November 16) A woman who played clarinet, Used vibrato; I&#8217;ll never forget, Cuz the maestro freaked out; &#8220;You&#8217;re ousted!&#8221;&#8211; his shout. Now she can&#8217;t get a gig on a bet. (For those unfamiliar with the clarinet vibrato issue, clarinet vibrato is generally considered a symphony orchestra no-no, but it&#8217;s used in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42,24,2991,1524],"tags":[5869,1134,5870,5759,625,1263,319,2093,5012,5757,5758,5868],"class_list":["post-44853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holidays","tag-clarinet-day","tag-clarinet-humor","tag-clarinet-limerick","tag-conductor-humor","tag-conductor-limerick","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-limerick","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-orchestra-humor","tag-orchestra-limerick","tag-world-clarinet-day"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44853"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44855,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44853\/revisions\/44855"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}