{"id":44813,"date":"2021-11-10T16:20:08","date_gmt":"2021-11-10T20:20:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44813"},"modified":"2021-11-10T16:20:08","modified_gmt":"2021-11-10T20:20:08","slug":"bong-day-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/11\/10\/bong-day-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Longing For A Bong (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/107330.htm\">Bong Day!<\/a> (November 10)<\/p>\n<p>A singer who longed for a bong<br \/>\n(Though it&#8217;s bad for her voice and so wrong)<br \/>\nCalled a seller she knew.<br \/>\nThey met up at the zoo,<br \/>\nWhere a bongload was bought for a song.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Bong Day! (November 10) A singer who longed for a bong (Though it&#8217;s bad for her voice and so wrong) Called a seller she knew. They met up at the zoo, Where a bongload was bought for a song.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,2273,42,24,2991,1524],"tags":[5844,5843,5847,5848,5021,3580,5845,5846,1263,319,2093,5012,5849,5850,308],"class_list":["post-44813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-idiom-humor","category-limericks","category-music-humor","category-music-poems","category-odd-holidays","tag-bong-day","tag-bong-humor","tag-grass-humor","tag-grass-limerick","tag-idiom-humor","tag-idiom-limerick","tag-marijuana-humor","tag-marijuana-limerick","tag-music-humor-verse","tag-music-limerick","tag-november-holidays","tag-odd-holidays","tag-singer-humor","tag-singer-limerick","tag-singers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44813"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44815,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44813\/revisions\/44815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}