{"id":4477,"date":"2011-02-08T18:07:22","date_gmt":"2011-02-08T22:07:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=4477"},"modified":"2011-03-31T02:22:22","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T06:22:22","slug":"valentines-day-humor-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/02\/08\/valentines-day-humor-2\/","title":{"rendered":"St. Valentine&#8217;s Day Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>St. Valentine&#8217;s Day,<br \/>\nOkay for loving couples.<br \/>\nMuch sweeter for stores.<\/p>\n<p>(My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/02\/05\/valentines-day-verse\/\">Valentine&#8217;s Day limerick and another haiku are here<\/a>.  And here&#8217;s my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/valentines.html\">Valiant Guys Guide To Valentines Day<\/a> humor column.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>St. Valentine&#8217;s Day, Okay for loving couples. Much sweeter for stores. (My Valentine&#8217;s Day limerick and another haiku are here. And here&#8217;s my Valiant Guys Guide To Valentines Day humor column.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,33,8,16,45],"tags":[2091,858,920,188,650,4937,492],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4477"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5819,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4477\/revisions\/5819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4477"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4477"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4477"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}