{"id":44709,"date":"2021-10-22T16:03:13","date_gmt":"2021-10-22T20:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44709"},"modified":"2021-10-22T16:03:13","modified_gmt":"2021-10-22T20:03:13","slug":"knee-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/22\/knee-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Kneeling For &#8220;Knee Day&#8221; (Limerick) (October 22)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrate <a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/a3d90916d68bb0e6f138a8be7c51267f\/national-knee-day\">&#8220;National Knee Day?&#8221;<\/a> Not me!<\/p>\n<p>Say &#8220;hip, hip, hooray!&#8221; cuz it&#8217;s Knee Day?<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t find it a Fills-Me-With-Glee day.<br \/>\nAny &#8220;climb those stairs&#8221; stance<br \/>\nMakes my knees look askance,<br \/>\nSo it&#8217;s more of a Please-Function-Plea day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Celebrate &#8220;National Knee Day?&#8221; Not me! Say &#8220;hip, hip, hooray!&#8221; cuz it&#8217;s Knee Day? I don&#8217;t find it a Fills-Me-With-Glee day. Any &#8220;climb those stairs&#8221; stance Makes my knees look askance, So it&#8217;s more of a Please-Function-Plea day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,122,42,1524],"tags":[1691,200,5761,5762,5763,4605,2094,5012],"class_list":["post-44709","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-odd-holidays","tag-health-medical-humor","tag-health-limerick","tag-knee-day","tag-limbs-humor","tag-limbs-limerick","tag-national-knee-day","tag-october-holidays","tag-odd-holidays"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44709","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44709"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44709\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44712,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44709\/revisions\/44712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44709"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44709"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44709"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}