{"id":44696,"date":"2021-10-20T14:59:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-20T18:59:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44696"},"modified":"2021-10-20T14:59:46","modified_gmt":"2021-10-20T18:59:46","slug":"knitting-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/20\/knitting-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Messy Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A gal, an industrious knitter,<br \/>\nShowed a huge heap of knits to her sitter:<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s a mess, I confess.<br \/>\nIf you sort it, dear Tess,<br \/>\nI shall give you the pick of the litter.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>(<a href=\"https:\/\/www.checkiday.com\/5242339cc571abcece63b2f093a1b97b\/worldwide-knit-in-public-day\">Worldwide Knit In Public Day<\/a> is the 2nd Saturday of June.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A gal, an industrious knitter, Showed a huge heap of knits to her sitter: &#8220;It&#8217;s a mess, I confess. If you sort it, dear Tess, I shall give you the pick of the litter.&#8221; (Worldwide Knit In Public Day is the 2nd Saturday of June.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[61,2273,53,42,1524,52],"tags":[5436,5755,5756,5021,3580,2096,5753,5434,5754,4942,3921,5435,5012,1567,5685],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44696"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44696"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44698,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44696\/revisions\/44698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}