{"id":44685,"date":"2021-10-17T15:26:10","date_gmt":"2021-10-17T19:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44685"},"modified":"2021-10-17T15:26:10","modified_gmt":"2021-10-17T19:26:10","slug":"embracing-ass-day-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/17\/embracing-ass-day-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Embracing &#8220;Ass Day&#8221; (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you can see, I&#8217;m embracing <a href=\"https:\/\/www.holidailys.com\/single-post\/national-ass-day-embrace-the-booty-celebrate-the-junk-in-the-trunk-1\n\">&#8220;Ass Day.&#8221;<\/a> (October 17)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s &#8220;Ass Day,&#8221; so celebrate rears<br \/>\nAnd relinquish your booty-size fears;<br \/>\nI suspect your can&#8217;s span<br \/>\nAin&#8217;t as wide as a van.<br \/>\nGet behind it and relish the cheers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you can see, I&#8217;m embracing &#8220;Ass Day.&#8221; (October 17) It&#8217;s &#8220;Ass Day,&#8221; so celebrate rears And relinquish your booty-size fears; I suspect your can&#8217;s span Ain&#8217;t as wide as a van. Get behind it and relish the cheers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,1524,68],"tags":[5742,5744,5748,5746,5747,5745,5743,2094,5012,4953,5749],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44685"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44685"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44687,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44685\/revisions\/44687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}