{"id":44660,"date":"2021-10-14T19:31:15","date_gmt":"2021-10-14T23:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=44660"},"modified":"2021-10-14T19:31:15","modified_gmt":"2021-10-14T23:31:15","slug":"tasty-limerick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2021\/10\/14\/tasty-limerick\/","title":{"rendered":"Tasty Limerick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy <a href=\"https:\/\/eventguide.com\/d\/101785.htm\">&#8220;National Dessert Day.&#8221;<\/a> (October 14)<\/p>\n<p>A fellow was eating dessert.<br \/>\nOffered seconds, he said, &#8220;It can&#8217;t hurt.&#8221;<br \/>\nBut his wife said, &#8220;Enough!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You used to be buff.&#8221;<br \/>\nHe responded, &#8220;You used to be pert.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy &#8220;National Dessert Day.&#8221; (October 14) A fellow was eating dessert. Offered seconds, he said, &#8220;It can&#8217;t hurt.&#8221; But his wife said, &#8220;Enough!&#8221; &#8220;You used to be buff.&#8221; He responded, &#8220;You used to be pert.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,41,42,2,1524],"tags":[5734,1673,5735,4902,383,589,5733,2094,5012],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44660"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44663,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44660\/revisions\/44663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}